tiredkun:

long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:

some-cucumber:

long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge:

here’s a picture of some cucumber

OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE OF ME

PLEASE TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY

THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVATE LIFE

I AM GOING TO SUE YOU, I’M NOT KIDDING

what

super-pervy-sage:

Jiraiya’s eyes widened and he stood himself in front of Sakura, trying to cover her. 

“Sakura, what are you doin’? You’re gonna catch your death of cold, and there are perverts out here, and you don’t want them to see you like this!”

_{Sakura glanced down at herself, her eyes roaming over her bare-mid-drift, and barely there cleavage. Her skirt was ruffled, and a bit too high– in fact she felt like a fish out of water; very silly in clothes like this.}

     _{"Yeah, but, what else am I supposed to wear for Halloween..“ She mouthed quietly, her eyes shooting back up to the white haired man standing before her, towering like a shield— then something clicked.}

                    _{Her eyebrow twitched, her lip pulled up, and her muscles spasmed abruptly. "Not like you have any right to talk about perverts!” She growled.} 

lustfulprincessluna:

lanaisqueen:

kimchiiandtea:

timereaper:

edenhain:

officialdogblog:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)

OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE

This. Is bad ass.

Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!

omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL

Beautiful.

watashi-wa-hitoridesu:

“What’s wrong with what I’m eating?"  It seemed like all jinchuuiki had strange eating habits.  "I like cookies." 

"W-Well there’s nothing wrong with eating cookies..” She began, her eyes shifting down to his lips…

                                            “..You have crumbs on your face." 

theblushingcloud:

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